Here's a few quotes that I have picked up over the years. Some of them are mine, some are from Gaia, Some I just found floating in the air, but most are from deviantART so you'll probably find one that you made up ;D

OH MY GOD, A STRANGER YOU BE!
I lovesh you stranger ._.

Itachi: A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
I Will Kill Our Family ^^
Sasuke: Damn lunatic...

Sasuke: Naruto?
Naruto: Uh...Yeah...?
Sasuke: Next time you're over at my house...
Naruto: Y-Yes?
Sasuke: Don't touch my tomatoes.

STARFISH! It's sea life! It's underwear! It's both in one! This miracle clothing revolutionizes your beach life! (Bathing in salt water not recommended. Clothing may swim away.)

This is Frank. Frank is my frying pan. You piss me off, you get a visit from Frank.

You are like a slinky; Fun to watch, good for nothing C:

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was

What the hell has my opinion ever done to you?

"Rules were made for breaking, so grab a hammer and be somebody"

I watch CSI, I know how to kill you in more ways than you'd like to contemplate.

My gun fires seven different shades of shit, so what's your favourite colour, punk?

If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable.

When life gives you lemons, share with the class…in graphic detail.

Ah... Life... It's just trying to kill me...

Urahaha: Nice fleeing!
Ichigo: Oh shove it! It's a defensive strategy!

This isn’t Sugar! THIS. IS. SPLENDAAAAA!

Why smoke? There are so many cooler ways to die! 8D

SHE’S FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET!
MIGHTIER THAN A LAWN MOWER!!
HER ONLY ENEMY… CHEESE…
Damn you cheese… Damn you…

Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.

There are only three things you need to know to survive:
1.Slaughter is merely laughter made plural.
2.Rebellion only counts if you get caught.
3.Never EVER eat yellow snow.

When you’re talking to God, it’s a prayer,
When he talks back, it’s schizophrenia. Savvy?

I don’t feel like myself today… I feel like you,
So I punch myself in the stomach. Ow.

*snickers* Poor dude doesn’t know that I had my soul surgically removed to make room for wit, dark humour, sarcasm and anime about three years ago. Lol.

When life gives you rainbows, go find someone to screw.

There’s no way to truly settle this argument without knowing two things:
Which side would Mr. T choose, and would Chuck Norris stand with or
against him?

WARNING: Truancy and malignancy are ethically wrong, wink wink.

You really want to know it? Um… well… ok… I will say it… right now…
I’m a naughty perv! Kyaaaa! X\\\D

What? O_o
Sasuke smiles?!
That can’t be! >\\\<
Where is “happy end”?

If you hate me, deal with it.
I’ll just kill you later under a different name.

Why writing a Death Note is like masturbation:
1. Both are things you do alone when no-one is around
2. You’re scared of getting caught
3. They provide excitement while you do it
4. When you’re done you feel satisfied… For a while

BUY BREAD
KILL FAMILY
ADVICE DOG IS YOUR FRIEND

“Mother, there is a fine line between wanting sympathy and wanting to go to the ER”

Embrace your inner freak

Procrastinators UNITE!... tomorrow…

How old are you?
Old enough to know better but too young to care

No. I do NOT smell like Froot Loops.

Sasuke (sa-su-gay) n. 1 angsting, brooding, power craving male from Naruto; 2 one who yields to Naruto [see UKE, SUBMISSIVE] The Sasuke belonged to Naruto

We honour the ones who looked at courage, honesty and common sense and said “Nah”

If he hits you once, hit him back.
If he hits you again, shoot him in the balls.

I have nothing against God. It's his fan club that I can't stand.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Hate me or fuck me. [Uchihacest]

Ayumi: “Gender is… irrelevant.”
Kyuubi: “I agree completely. Gender is irrelevant.”
Ayumi: “If… gender is irrelevant… to you… why would you change gender… intentionally?”
Kyuubi: “Ah. Because gender is not irrelevant to everyone.”

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